charles-carreon.com, by Christopher Recouvreur

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About
by Christopher Recouvreur
June 23, 2012
http://charles-carreon.com/about/

I am not the real Charles Carreon. Charles Carreon is a character I play on this blog. Think of it as a giant internet soap opera. If you don’t get the joke, I’m sorry.

A few clarifications:

1.I do not believe parody and satire should die in the face of legal challenges. The First Amendment is too important for us not to challenge those who would wipe it clean.

2.I do not place ads on this domain or request to do commerce on it. I have had multiple offers to monetize this blog within the first 3 days of it’s existence. I have and will reject them all.

3.I think using someone else’s name to promote your goods or services is amoral.

4.I want you to be mean to my character, don’t hold back.

5.If I offend you, remember it’s all a joke, only by participating can you become part of the joke.

If you must contact me: satiricalcharles@gmail.com

Update 2012.06.25

Also apparently, which I say because I never intended it to go there, my character Charles Carreon Esq. has an obsession with dinosaurs. Just go with it.

Update 2012.06.27

By far my favorite search phrase that has brought people to this site is:

“why is charles carreon such a prick?”

Who ever found this site searching that, pat yourself on the back.
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Re: charles-carreon.com, by Christopher Recouvreur

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Ask Charles
by Christopher Recouvreur
June 22, 2012
http://charles-carreon.com/ask-charles/

Due to an overwhelming majority vote there will now be an Ask Charles section for real! Here are the official results for my question “Do you want an actual ‘Ask Charles’ section”:

Yes, please do so as the Charles Carreon Esq. character. 71.89% (463 votes)

Yes, but I’d rather you do it as the actual author. 7.45% (48 votes)

No. That’s a stupid idea. You now owe me dinosaurs for your ridiculousness. 20.65% (133 votes)


So send me your questions (satiricalcharles@gmail.com) and I’ll reply to them as Charles Carreon in posts when I get enough. This will be a regular section on this blog and you can ask really about anything. Try not to be too lewd though, it makes me uncomfortable thinking about Mr. Carreon that way. Seriously. I get kind of sick.
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Re: charles-carreon.com, by Christopher Recouvreur

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Be Heard
by Christopher Recouvreur
June 26, 2012
http://charles-carreon.com/be-heard/

If anyone wants to speak out against Charles Carreon or his wife please email me: satiricalcharles@gmail.com

I know some people are afraid. I am not saying you shouldn’t be as there have been implicit threats against bloggers by the Carreon clan. I will publish anything you have to say under whatever pen name you so choose. I will not let them censor you. We all deserve a voice.
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Re: charles-carreon.com, by Christopher Recouvreur

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Petition
by Christopher Recouvreur
http://charles-carreon.com/petition/

Help me help Charles Carreon. Even though I think he is a censorious douchebag, he still deserves his own right to free speech. We cannot stop censors by becoming censors ourselves. Tell Photobuck.com to refund his membership fee and make their objectional content terms of service more clear. Everyone, no matter how distasteful their speech is, is entitled to freedom of expression.
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Re: charles-carreon.com, by Christopher Recouvreur

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Recommended
by Christopher Recouvreur
July 5, 2012
http://charles-carreon.com/recommended/

The author of this blog recommends you waste your time in these places:

The Oatmeal

Bears

Bear Food

Popehat’s take on the current lawsuit

Charmander

ArsTechnica

The Dawg Dish

How I see the Carreon Clan

The Google of Science

Disclaimer. I am not the owner/creator of the below site/song. I receive no compensation if you choose to download the song. Unfortunately this needs to be said due to circumstances found here. I just thought you might like the song. The story behind it is amazing. If the Charles Carreons of the world are getting you down, give it a listen.

chillout zefrank
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Re: charles-carreon.com, by Christopher Recouvreur

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Support
by Christopher Recouvreur
July 13, 2012
http://charles-carreon.com/support/

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Help me make Register.com aware that unmasking their client’s identities before receiving a court order is bad business. Together we can protect other Register.com customers.

Facebook

Twitter use this when communicating with them #PRIVACYFAIL

Memberships

Bronze Member: Donate 1 dinosaur egg.

With a bronze membership you will receive a thank you note written by me. If your egg hatches you will also receive an invite to take me out for coffee.

Silver Member: Donate 1 dinosaur hatchling.

Silver members receive everything bronze members receive plus a hand drawn picture of a dinosaur. You will also be invited to my next barbecue.

Gold Member: Donate a full grown dinosaur.

Gold members receive everything silver members receive plus a poem dedicated to their heroic efforts to help bring reptilian domination at my hands.

Platinum Member: Donate a fully armored dinosaur.

Platinum members receive everything gold members receive plus an invitation to guest write a blog entry!

Diamond Member: Donate a Tyrannosaurus Rex fully trained for futuristic space combat or a time machine.

Diamond members receive everything platinum members receive plus I will save a puppy from being euthanized and name it in your honor.
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Re: charles-carreon.com, by Christopher Recouvreur

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Tips
by Christopher Recouvreur
November 26, 2012
http://charles-carreon.com/tips/

Got a case of censorious douchebaggery I should know about? Just go on and email me at satiricalcharles@gmail.com and I’ll do the rest. I am always looking for new material to relate into my blogs. I would love to find some local news that might not be getting mainstream media attention. Remember, we parody censorship every day at charles-carreon.com.
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