I am running for President.
by Christopher Recouvreur
August 18, 2012
http://charles-carreon.com/2012/08/18/i ... president/
After reviewing the qualifications and positions of both Barrack Obama and Mitt Romney, I have decided the only logical choice for president is myself. It’s really about the issues which I don’t think either candidate are addressing. It’s about the plight of the common man, not of billionaires and liberals living off of the system. It’s about people who don’t have giant reptiles and need to fight off shadowy underworld organizations. Here is my plan to restore America to it’s greatness.
1.Clone ultimate battle dinosaurs.
2.Crush the Nazi Illuminati conspiracy.
3.Repeal constitutional amendments 1, 4, 10, 16.
4.Make trademark infringement criminally punishable with the death sentence.
5.Shut down the internet.
Awaiting your vote,
Charles Carreon Esq.