Re: Paris, by Nicolas Haeringer
Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 5:33 am
Paris Bombing/Peace-Global Warming Conference Excerpt from "Team America"
directed by Trey Parker
[Without Regard to the "Hate Everything Exception to Criticism", i.e., if we could only hate everything, we would be above criticism, and be in total control of the "virtuous" mirror that reflects our hate back on you.]
NOTICE: THIS WORK MAY BE PROTECTED BY COPYRIGHT
[TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE]
[PARIS, FRANCE: 3,635 MILES EAST OF AMERICA]
PUPPETEER: Oh, hello.
MOTHER: Jean Francois?
Jean Francois?
JEAN FRANCOIS: Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques, Dormez vous? Dormez vous?
MOTHER: Jean Francois.
[TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE]
POLICE: You in the robes. Put down the weapon of mass destruction ...
and get on the ground. You're under arrest.
JOE: Put down your weapons now!
CHRIS: Why can't they ever do this the easy way?
CARSON: World Police. Get down on the ground!
LISA: Hey, terrorist.
Terrorize this.
CHRIS: All right, let's make this interesting.
You lose.
CARSON: He's getting away with the WMD!
JOE: I got him.
JOE: Damn, I missed him.
CARSON: Sarah, he's got the bomb. You got a fix?
SARAH: I got him, Carson. He's heading for the Louvre.
Your plans are over.
CARSON: All right, Sarah.
JOE: Yeah, all right, team!
SARAH: Nothing to it.
CHRIS: All right.
JOE: Bonjour, everyone. Don't worry. Everything is bon.
We stopped the terrorists.
***
directed by Trey Parker
[Without Regard to the "Hate Everything Exception to Criticism", i.e., if we could only hate everything, we would be above criticism, and be in total control of the "virtuous" mirror that reflects our hate back on you.]
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[TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE]
[PARIS, FRANCE: 3,635 MILES EAST OF AMERICA]
PUPPETEER: Oh, hello.
MOTHER: Jean Francois?
Jean Francois?
JEAN FRANCOIS: Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques, Dormez vous? Dormez vous?
MOTHER: Jean Francois.
[TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE]
POLICE: You in the robes. Put down the weapon of mass destruction ...
and get on the ground. You're under arrest.
JOE: Put down your weapons now!
CHRIS: Why can't they ever do this the easy way?
CARSON: World Police. Get down on the ground!
LISA: Hey, terrorist.
Terrorize this.
CHRIS: All right, let's make this interesting.
You lose.
CARSON: He's getting away with the WMD!
JOE: I got him.
JOE: Damn, I missed him.
CARSON: Sarah, he's got the bomb. You got a fix?
SARAH: I got him, Carson. He's heading for the Louvre.
Your plans are over.
CARSON: All right, Sarah.
JOE: Yeah, all right, team!
SARAH: Nothing to it.
CHRIS: All right.
JOE: Bonjour, everyone. Don't worry. Everything is bon.
We stopped the terrorists.
***