THIS MODERN WORLD
by TOM TOMORROW
© Tom Tomorrow 2015
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[Male Reporter] Our top story -- a White police officer has once again done an indefensible thing to a Black citizen!
[Female Reporter] Here to defend the indefensible thing is our frequent guest, the Shameless Apologist!
[Shameless Apologist] Betty, the indefensible thing was CLEARLY defensible! The issue isn't police misconduct -- the issue is rap music and baggy pants! If you know what I mean.
[Male Reporter] Thanks for your insight, Shameless Apologist! And now we go live to the scene, where our correspondent has been INVESTIGATING the Black citizen to whom the indefensible thing happened!
[Female Correspondent] Biff, I'm here on the street near the scene of the indefensible act -- and from what I've been told, the Black citizen in question was NO ANGEL!
[Male Reporter] Well THAT certainly puts things in perspective! And now, a special editorial comment from a CRANKY OLD MAN!
[Cranky Old Man] There's no respect for law and order these days! I think we should lock up all the criminals and throw away the key! In fact --
[Male Reporter] Excuse me -- one moment -- we've got breaking news -- ANOTHER police officer has done ANOTHER indefensible thing to ANOTHER black citizen! Boy, what were the odds of THAT?
[Female Reporter ] We'll explain why the victim was to blame -- as soon as we get more details!
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