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The Reckoning: The Father of the Sandy Hook Killer Searches for Answers, by Andrew Solomon wrote:According to the state’s attorney’s report, when Adam was in fifth grade he said that he “did not think highly of himself and believed that everyone else in the world deserved more than he did.” That year, Adam and another boy wrote a story called “The Big Book of Granny,” in which an old woman with a gun in her cane kills wantonly. In the third chapter, Granny and her son want to taxidermy a boy for their mantelpiece. In another chapter, a character called Dora the Berserker says, “I like hurting people. . . . Especially children.” Adam tried to sell copies of the book at school and got in trouble. A couple of years later, according to the state’s attorney’s report, a teacher noted “disturbing” violence in his writing and described him as “intelligent but not normal, with anti-social issues.”
I like you so much, I'd dragon kick a baby for you.
Without a smiley face: imma dragon kick a baby.
Oops! Hit a pocket of babies!
What your life will really be like after having kids
[Father] I haven't slept in three fucking years.
[Baby 1] WAA WAAAA! BLOOOORRRRRRCH!!!
[Baby 2] WAAAAA! THRRPPPPPTT!
Congrats on the new baby!
[Baby] POOOOOOOOOP! THRRPTT!
Happy you-exploded-out-of-a-vagina day!
[Uterus-Dragon] You will never escape this cave! Horhorhor hahahaaa!
[Baby] That's what you think, Uterus-Dragon.
Happy you-escaped-from-a-vagina day!
KRAB 5 News: Breaking!
Insanely overweight demon bunny eats bus full of schoolkids!
I didn't get you a present.
So instead here's a picture of a baby owl smoking crack in his underpants.
I hope that makes up for it.
Heyyyyyy kids, who wants a big ol' dildo?!