EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE LIKE PARIS HILTON, by Charles Carreon
Who's useless?
And clueless?
An accidental nudist
With a smile perfect for TV?
Who's famous?
Who's gorgeous?
An ego that's enormous
Whose shoes are trimmed with purple mink?
Everybody wants to look like Paris Hilton
So it could be anybody,
Just like you are nobody,
'Cause today is just another day,
and Hey! They're towing your car away
Yeah, they're towing your car away.
On TV, we see them,
Dressed up in crazy clothing
Then we all wanna do the same
We're boring,
we're stupid,
And no one wants to see us--
I hate my stupid name
If only we could all be like Paris Hilton,
Free to charge it and take it away
If only I could be like Paris Hilton
I'd fly to Hollywood and there
I'd permanently stay.
But everybody wants to be like Paris Hilton
Where it's always recess and time to play
Because when your name is Paris Hilton
Every day is a beautiful day.
Who's useless?
And clueless?
An accidental nudist
With a smile perfect for TV?
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EVOLUTION, by Charles Carreon
You don’t believe in evolution
You think it messes with your soul
You want a spiritual solution
That gives the President control
And as for stuff like Revolution
Better keep that shit down in the hole
Yeah, old Jehovah drives a Caddy
He keeps the Devil in the trunk
They drive all over hell and Vegas
Playing shows and getting drunk
They do some massive entertaining
No time for scientific junk.
The Holy Spirit’s like Big Pharma
Creating custom DNA
So an immaculate conception
Was nothing more than child’s play
As for the vaunted resurrection
That was a clone we packed away
Now science fiction makes it easy
Mix truth and fantasy and luck
Combining television shaker
With ice and soda shake it up.
Serve to an ignorant population
They’ll drink it down and then shut up.
You don’t believe in evolution
You think it messes with your soul
You want a spiritual solution
That gives the President control
And as for stuff like Revolution
Better keep that shit down in the hole