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Trump's Iran attack claims fall apart after sudden denial from Gulf nations | Janta Ka Reporter
Janta Ka Reporter
May 19, 2026

In another major setback for Donald Trump, US media outlets, including the Wall Street Journal, report that Gulf nations were entirely unaware of the US president's planned military strikes against Iran. On Monday, Trump claimed he was putting military plans on hold following a direct request from Gulf allies. Meanwhile, the US Central Command chief faced a torrid time in the Senate, struggling to explain the blatant inconsistencies in claims made by the US government and its armed forces. In this episode, Rifat Jawaid examines Iran's secret card in outsmarting the US in the current conflict.



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So, the deranged occupant of the White House wasn't telling us the truth when he claimed to have postponed his planned military strikes against Iran at the request of the Gulf countries. Now, the same Gulf nations have told American media outlets that they had no idea about Trump's planned strikes. And then Trump's military chief for the US Central Command is left tongue tied in the face of a brutal grilling in the Senate. The Zionist mayor of San Diego faces local residents wroth after an
Islamophobic attack on a mosque leaves five dead. This will be the broad focus of my video tonight. Also in this video, makers of the Iranian Lego series pay tribute to the Iranian weightlifter. So, please stay tuned.

Last night, America's immoral and evil president, Donald Trump, stunned all of us by claiming that he had decided to postpone his military strikes against Iran. These strikes, he claimed, were meant to have started this morning. But since three Gulf nations, namely Qatar, Saudi Arabia, and the UAE, requested him to put his military plans on hold, he had decided to not resume the war against Iran. This is what he had told reporters last night immediately after I uploaded my video.

Getting ready to do a very major attack tomorrow. I put it off for a little while. Hopefully maybe forever, but possibly for a little while because we've had very big discussions with Iran and we'll see what they amount to. I was asked by Saudi Arabia, Qatar, UAE, and some others if we could put it off for two or three days, a short period of time, because they think that they are getting very close to making a deal. And if we can do that where there's no nuclear weapon going into the hands of Iran, I think, and if they're satisfied, we will be probably satisfied also.

Today he repeated his warnings for Iran as he spoke to reporters at the site of the construction of the new ballroom in the White House.

You know, we're negotiating with Iran and then you have the Dumocrats. I call them the Dumocrats, putting in a bill that Trump should immediately stop. You know how it is to negotiate with a country where you're treating them badly. They come to the table, they're begging to make a deal because they're begging to make a deal. I hope we don't have to do the war, but we may have to give them another big hit. We may have to give him another big hit. I'm not sure yet. You'll know very soon. But how do you feel when you're negotiating, you're winning every point and they say, "But in Washington, they want to stop you from negotiating. They want to stop you." And it's only political. It's the Dumocrats. They're dumb. It's a new name. It's a very accurate name.

So I'm in the middle of a negotiation. I'm saying you cannot have a nuclear weapon. And it comes over the wire that the Dumocrats want to stop Trump from further negotiations. They want to stop
Trump fromgiving them another slap. They want to have a nuclear weapon to blow up the Middle East, and to blow up frankly the world. It's not going to happen.

JD Vance too told us today that US warships were locked and loaded -- his words, not mine -- to attack Iran if a deal could not be reached.

The president has asked us, has told us, to aggressively negotiate with the Iranians. Why did I go to Islamabad, Pakistan? Why did I spend I think probably on a plane going there, coming back, and then 21 hours on the ground negotiating with the Iranians, is because we wanted to show a sign of good faith. The vice president of the United States is willing to cut a deal so long as the Iranians are willing to meet us again on that core issue of never having a nuclear weapon. We think that we've made a lot of progress. We think the Iranians want to make a deal. The president of the United States has asked us to negotiate in good faith, and that's exactly what we've done. So, we're in a pretty good spot here.

But there's an option B. And the option B is that we could restart the military campaign, to continue to prosecute the case, to continue to try to achieve America's objectives. And we could talk a little bit about what that looks like, but that's not what the president wants. And I don't think it's what the Iranians want either. We have an opportunity here, I think, to reset the relationship that has existed between Iran and the United States for 47 years. That's what the president has asked us to do, and that's what we're going to keep on working at. But it takes two to tango. We are not going to have a deal that allows the Iranians to have a nuclear weapon. So, as the president just told me, we're locked and loaded. We don't want to go down that pathway, but the president is willing and able to go down that pathway if we have to.

But Iran has already made it clear that the Islamic Republic is not going to be intimidated by Trump's fake threats. Iranian President Masoud Pezeskian said this, and I quote,

"Dialogue does not mean surrender. The Islamic Republic of Iran enters into dialogue with dignity, authority, and the preservation of the nation's rights, and under no circumstances will it retreat from the legal rights of the people and the country. We will serve the people with logic and with all our might to the end, and safeguard the interest and honor of Iran.

End quote. And now much to the discomfort and humiliation of Donald Trump, two American newspapers, namely the Wall Street Journal and the New York Times, have now reported, quoting the officials from the Gulf nations that Trump himself had quoted, by saying that they had absolutely no knowledge of Trump's planned military strikes against Iran. So if they didn't have any knowledge, where was the question of them asking or requesting Trump to put his military plans on hold?

One of the reasons why Iran is playing hard ball is because it knows it has all the cards.
The blockade of the strait of hormuz is making the US economy bleed. The longer this stalemate continues, the more pain it is going to cause to American households. But as American journalist Rick Sanchez explains, Iran now also has another card, and that is its ability to disrupt internet services in the region by cutting the undersea internet fiber cable.

Look at that map. You see that map? You see those cables? Those are all the different internet cables.
Who knew, right? That run through the straight of Hormuz. They have different
names. They go to different places and some of them have different functions.
But essentially it is in these cables that the world's commerce uh internet
connectivity uh finance systems run and he who controls those cables or worse cuts or
sabotages those cables i.e. Iran cuz at least two of these cables are in their
territorial waters. Those two are called the Gulf and the Falcon cables. Right?
So why am I showing you this map that you're seeing right here? Because it seems with every passing day, Iran
realizes more and more about its own leverage. Controlling the straight of Hormuz is one thing and it doesn't seem like there's anything that the United
States or anybody else can do to take that leverage of controlling the straight of Hormuz away. But little did we know that it also has control with
these cables that you're looking at right there. Because these cables are the financial lifeline to places like
Kuwait and the UAE and Qatar and parts of Saudi Arabia and even India to a
certain degree. So much of the world's connectivity would be affected if Iran
decides that it wants to either cut, sabotage or decide how these u internet connections can or
cannot be used. There was another significant development during Trump's press conference today. After he finished speaking to media
representatives, he revealed that he had arranged breakfast for reporters. And the way the reporters reacted to this
news explains the cowardice of the US media. They couldn't hide their excitement at the prospect of enjoying breakfast in the White House.
Thank you all very much. We have a little breakfast for you.
Yeah. Where is the How do you expect the same journalist to hold this immoral and evil man from the White House and other
rogue members of his administration to account? These reporters bravery is on display only if the Israeli lobby's
interest is at stake. Just see the line of questioning of this Fox News reporter while interviewing Thomas Massie.
Are you anti-Semitic? They're trying to tell you that it's anti-semitic for me to expose the fact that the Republican
Jewish coalition has spent millions of dollars in this race. That a dual citizen, Miriam Adlesen, who even Trump
says is more loyal to Israel than the United States, has spent millions of dollars in this race. Those are mere facts. And it's really
It's a yes or no. Are you anti-semitic or not? Oh, hell no. I'm hell no. Anti-Semitic. But here's the danger that Apac runs.
They've been too cute by a half. They've tried to get Mike Johnson and he's willingly done this. Conflate in resolutions on the House floor that
anti-ionism equals anti-semitism. Or even worse yet, that if you don't support Benjamin Netanyahu's war in Gaza, then you're anti-semitic. That's
absolutely false. And it does Jewish Americans a big disfavor to equate the two. Another example of the so-called
journalism of Fox News was on display after we learned of the horrific Islamophobic attack at a mosque in San
Diego. While the whole world was shocked by the barbaric Islamophobic attack on a mosque in San Diego where at least three
Muslims were murdered by two white teenagers. Fox News was blaming Iran.
Could have a similar situation right here. I'm trying to get some information about it. According to what I see here, it is a Sunni mosque location. Why do I
bring that up? Because Iran is a Shia nation and some of the stuff that we've seen lately relative to Iran, like for
instance, Hezbollah linked attacks that were planned to go off here in America that has a Shia footprint. And if you do
count, I did 15 16 years count terrorism, you think in those terms.
Local residents had far more courage than these sellout media representatives when they decided to give grief to San Diego's Zionist Mayor Todd Gloria.
13 minutesThank you.
direct result of your leadership. Your leadership. Our Muslim brothers and sisters have been talking to you for how long?
You have to listen to them, Todd.
Just like you did the night, golden science propaganda and you'll keep doing it as long as it popping.
Show something worse approval rating than a fascist dictator with in his hand.
Today our city was shaken.
You guys are responsible for all this All you guys are responsible and y'all want to come here and act like you show solidarity. You don't give. You don't care about us.
Show solidarity before it happens. Shame on you.
14 minutesNow you know how many kids could have died. You know how many kids could have died. Shame on you.
Shame on you. Get the you guys It's not okay. It's not okay. It's not
okay. They promote hate, bro. This it's the they put on the media that justifies this This is what Trump and his politics of hate have done to the American society.
These people are downright barbaric and bereft of any morality. Listen to the former Pentagon chief of civilian harm,
West J. Bryant on Sky News calling out the pure savagery of Trump and his equally evil members of the
administration for their crimes against humanity in Minab where 168 little girls were slaughtered in a single American bombing.
As the president, if you're not completely heartbroken uh by this tragedy, if you don't feel compelled to address it as a nation to take
15 minutesaccountability, there's just something simply wrong with your soul. And I'd say right now for America,
there's something truly wrong with America's soul. Uh, you know, it's beyond unacceptable.
No one, I repeat, no one has faced any consequences for this ghastly crime. The
person responsible for this order was Admiral Cooper who heads the US Central Command. He appeared before the Senate
today and boy, his humiliation was simply extraordinary. The way Senator Seth Molton humiliated him over Trump's illegal war against Iran was remarkable.
This is a long video, but you wouldn't regret watching it.
Admiral Cooper, you keep using the term significantly degraded.
Last summer, we were told that Iran's nuclear weapons program was obliterated.
Can you clarify the distinction between obliterated and significantly degraded?
Congressman, again, I I think appropriate uh to talk about anything regarding the Iranian nuclear program.
No, no, I'm not asking you to talk about the Iran nuclear program. I'm asking you to talk about English language. What's the difference between obliterated and significantly degraded?
Are they the same?
Congressman, anything regarding the nuclear program?
I'm not asking you to talk about the nuclear program, Admiral. I'm asking you to answer a question that applies to a lot a lot of things beyond the nuclear program. You've also said that their ballistic missile program was
significantly degraded. What does that mean?
The specific numbers are best uh as you know from your own President Trump's own national security strategy which he signed in December 5
months ago used the exact same phrase significantly degraded. So if this was true back then 5 months ago then why did
we start this war? Was he lying to us then?
Congressman, from a military perspective in regarding Admiral, are you familiar with General Are you familiar with General West Morland?
I'm I'm very familiar, Congressman, he's well known for talking about body counts.
Now, when I think about you in this war, I always think about how you always got up there and would say everything's going according to plan. So, so let me
just ask, Admiral, where was closing the straight in the plan?
I'm happy to discuss the specific operational aspects. Uh, Did you just not anticipate that? Do you not think that Iran could do that?
Or was that part of the plan here?
Congressman, uh, as the as for 250 years, the Navy has kept sea lanes open and free. Under every previous president, the straight of
Hormuz has been open. So why is it closed under your watch, Congressman? I've traveled through the the street of Hormuz probably a hundred times. I'm intimately familiar with it as a combatant commission.
Why is it closed? If you're so familiar with it, did you not anticipate that Iran I answer the question? If I may ask with respect with with kind with all due respect,
my responsibility as a combatant commander is to lay out all the options uh present those to the secretary and the president. They make policy level decisions.
So you present operational the operational aspect.
So admiral, you presented the you presented the reality that Iran might close a straight to the president and the secretary of defense.
Anything that I discuss uh with respect to uh Okay. Well, let's go back to the plan. Where was begging China for help opening the straight part of the plan?
So, from a military perspective, there are multiple reports now public that Iran has already reconstituted many of its bombed out missile sites. Was that part of the plan, too?
Those reports are inaccurate.
Okay. I will actually give you credit for regime change. I know that was part of the plan. You've replaced an 86-year-old in failing health with a
fought while against producing nuclear weapons with a more hardline guy in his 50s who in case he wasn't hardline enough, you killed his immediate family.
Was that part of the plan? Is that the regime change you wanted, Congressman? We were given very specific military objectives to degrade Iran's
power projection capability. That's exactly what we did.
Okay. So in the course of doing that, you also lifted the oil sanctions on Iran, giving them about 14 to$16 billion
dollars. They can buy a lot of ballistic missiles for that. Was that part of the plan? Lifting oil sanctions on them in the course of the conflict.
They kill 14 Americans, we lift oil sanctions on them.
As you know, sir, the US military does not lift sanctions. That's a policy decision.
Okay. I'm just trying to figure out where it was part of the plan.
on March 5th, you know, you talked about how you have you built the most integrated air missile defense or or air defense system in the Middle East and yet well
into the war you had to ask Ukraine for help with defenses against drones?
That's not accurate. Okay. What about oil prices, gas prices? Was oil prices going up 56% part of the plan?
Congressman, as you know, from a military perspective, we don't deal on oil and gas prices. as I defer to the appropriate authorities within the government to Okay. So, so, so since none of that
seems to be part of the plan, what's the plan now? What what's the plan now to actually win this war? Because it feels like we're losing. We don't have a
nuclear deal. We don't have the straight open. The president has called for unconditional surrender. Is that part of the plan,
Congressman? We achieved all our military objectives. We're presently in a ceasefire. Uh we're executing a blockade and we're prepared for a broad range of contingencies.
Well, it doesn't seem to be going well.
And I would like to know how many more Americans we have to ask to die for this mistake. Do you know? I think it's an entirely inappropriate statement from you, sir.
Time to all With all due resp. Thank you.
I will now leave you with this short Lego clip paying tribute to the Iranian weightlifter who broke the world record
by lifting 261 kgs in the Asian weightlifting championship in India. He had later dedicated his victory to the
martyrs of Minab. He had displayed the word martyrs and the number 168 on his
t-shirt to highlight the number of girls murdered by Trump and his Israeli master Benjamin Nathan. The makers of the
Iranian Lego series have now recreated that moment in this 10-second video.
That's it from me. Thank you very much for your support of this platform and our journalism. If you haven't subscribed to my channel, please do so
because that's one of the many ways you can support independent journalism. God bless you all.

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Donnie Sugar Daddy of Tel Aviv Lego Rap Music Video Iran War Edition from ‪@flowlego‬
Explosive media videos
May 19, 2026 UNITED STATES



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the [music] sugar daddy of Tel Aviv helping
the billionaire robbery. But baby's a bunker [music] [ __ ] and a thief. Packing the money before they leave.
Daddy's a sugar [music] daddy signing every single check while the American citizen is a financial wreck. No, I'm a
stable genius, but the matrix has a glitch. [music] Now you're just a puppet for a basement bunker. [ __ ] your cash machine is broken and the numbers [music] never
lie. The Red Sea is a trap and your free lunch is going to die. The hooty [music] block the water now you're freezing in
the cold. The Zionist circus is a scam that's getting old. Every gallon and five bucks is a certified crime. You're
running [music] out of money and you're running out of time. Johnny's up. Sugar daddy of Tel Avie helping the
billionaire robbery. But [music] baby's a bunker [ __ ] and a thief. Packing the
money before they leave. An effing [music] club member with an orange plastic head printing fake paper money
just to feed the war. Bed 174 billion straight [music] down the toilet drain while the ambulance is stalling in the cold and the rain.
Error 404. [music] America's spine is not found while 13 more soldiers are put in the ground. Transaction [music]
decline your corrupt account. BB's on his knees crying at the total amount. No medicine for children. No [music] diesel
in the tank. Just a brain dead pedal puppet saving Biby's private bank.
Downy's a sugar daddy of Tel A [music] helping the billionaire robbery. But Biby's a bunk, a [ __ ] and a thief.
Packing the money before they leave. The petro dollar [music] is a ghost buried deep in the sand. Pat and Matt are
fighting over [music] a ruined land. The whole shipment's frozen. The economy is sick. The war pimp is desperate. Looking
for [music] a trick. Your membership to the new world order is suspended. Go back to your hole. The clown show is
ended. Please update [music] your brain or you're going straight to jail. The sugar daddy's bankrupt and the empire is
ours, but I'm the [music] main character.
Tommy, not anymore, piggy.
[laughter]
BB, [music] did you cancel the card? Tell me. I had to.
BB, the Big Mac prices went up. It's a total disaster.
You trade my [music] empire for a burger.
Johnny's [music] a sugar daddy of tele helping the billionaire robbery. [music]
Baby's a bunker [ __ ] and the thief packing the money before they leave.
[music]
Honestly, the service was terrible. One star on the app store.
Shut up, Donnie. [music] Just grab the bicycle and pedal.
Hey, baby. Do you have gas for the bicycle?
It's a bicycle, you [screaming] absolute pig.
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Insurrectionists Hit The Jackpot | A Middle East Chill Pill | How The Ballroom Ties Together
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
May 19, 2026

Donald Trump created a government slush fund for payouts to people like convicted January 6 rioters, the president decided not to resume attacking Iran, and construction is underway at the new White House ballroom.



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Welcome, welcome one and all and here out there to the late show. I
am your host Stephen Coar. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm excited too. You can feel the excitement in this room. I'm excited
too. This Listen, this is our last week and I have an exciting announcement. No, this is actually very exciting. We may
be cancelled, but apparently the late showhouse outlived the Constitution of the United States because yesterday, without any
congressional or court approval, completely unilaterally, Donald Trump gave himself a $1.8 billion taxpayerfueled slush fund.
You might remember that in January, President Trump and his two sons, Ud and Cusay, filed
a $10 billion lawsuit against the IRS, alleging that during his first administration, the IRS willfully failed
to safeguard the Trump's tax information from unauthorized disclosure by a former IRS contractor, Charles E. Little John.
Now, I I got to ask, Mr. Little John, did you actually do that? Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no. Ivonne. Ivonne. Not that Little John. What?
I'm I'm talking about the IRS guy, Charles E. Little John. Okay.
Can we please just move on now? Yeah.
Thank you. The judge in the case seemed highly skeptical of this lawsuit. So to get around the court's oversight
yesterday, Trump's lawyers and Trump's DOJ, him on both sides, agreed to drop the case and set up this slush fund. And
who exactly is this fund slushing? Well, one group of lucky slushies could be people prosecuted in connection with the January 6 capital riot.
That means that means people who stormed the capital, rubbed their poop on the walls, assaulted police officers, and
tried to hang Vice President Mike Pence could be getting this cash. But they won't cuz Trump's going to steal it all.
Why is that, my educated guess? Because the funds are going to be managed by a fivep person commission appointed by the attorney general, though Trump would
have the right to remove any member at will. So, I'd like to congratulate the inaugural commission for Donald Trump
slush fund, Marco Rubio, Marco Rubio, Marco Rubio, Marco Rubio, and Marco Rubio.
Now, he's from Venezuela. I think that last guy's from Venezuela. Yeah, that Rubio. Now, you might be saying, "Surely this can't get more corrupt." Shut up.
I'm talking. And it can because most egregiously, the guidelines announced by the acting attorney general stipulate
once the funds are deposited into the designated account, the United States has no liability whatsoever for the protection or safeguarding of those
funds, regardless of bank failure, fraudulent transfers, or any other fraud or misuse of the funds. So, it's just an
all you can fraud buffet. It's an it's an unprecedented level of grift because again funds of this scale typically are
either created by an act of Congress or supervised by a court and this settlement is just some piece of paper they printed out saying that Trump can
do anything he wants with a bunch of your money. Officer officer you can't arrest me for you see I've already laminated my homemade murder license.
This is not just fraud is legal now.
Today, the Justice Department posted an addendum to the original settlement which says that the IRS is forever barred and procluded from pursuing
examinations of Trump related or affiliated individuals and related trusts in businesses. So, he just gave
himself a get out of jail free card and a way better one than Jeffrey Epstein got.
Yeah.
Halfway around the world, somebody owes me money.
Halfway around the world, Trump still got his ding-dong caught in the door hinge of the Middle East.
Negotiations with Iran have totally stalled. So on Sunday, he went online and posted, "For Iran, the clock is
ticking and they better get moving fast or there won't be anything left of them. Time is of the essence." You hear that?
Iran, get Iraq together or next week. I don't know what will happen cuz I will be in a hammock ass deep in a pinina
colada and
and a and a fantasy romance novel about centaurs.
It's called It's called Trampled by Passion.
This time, Trump backed up his tough talk with some powerful AI slop. He posted this image where he's pressing
the big red button that blows up the Earth. There's a whole bunch of stupid stuff in that picture. He appears also to be blowing up his own command
console, which of course would endanger his teeny tiny generals on either side of him. Mr.
President, there's a fire. Quick, everyone into this shoe.
So, Trump is clearly ready to annihilate Iran. And I'm sorry, what is that? Oh,
Trump says he's called off an attack on Iran to give talks more time. I got to say, these threats are getting less and less effective the more he keeps
dragging them out. You want to step outside, bro? Oh, you do? Well, it's kind of chilly out there, so I'm going to grab my jacket from Coch.
Okay, it looks like there's a pretty long line, so it might be a while. And I don't have singles for a tip, so let me just go to the bar. You want something
while I'm in there? I'm buying. You can hang out with my girlfriend till I'm back. Then it is go time, bro time.
I don't understand why you did that, but I accept.
Today, uh, Trump let us know why he's decided to take a M East chill pill.
Other countries have come to me and they've said we were getting ready to do a very major attack tomorrow. I put it off for a little while. Hopefully, maybe
forever, but possibly for a little while.
Fun fact, hopefully maybe forever, but possibly for a little while is also a direct quote from Trump's wedding vows.
That's an oldie but a goodie. Yeah.
Today, amidst the news that he's sucking up billions of tax player dollars like a shopvac, Trump headed out to the pile of
rubble where the East Wing used to be to talk ballroom. I think cuz it was a little loud.
Give that to me.
As his polls get worse and worse, you know, he's just going to keep finding louder and louder places to answer questions. I will now answer your
questions about Iran while I froth this latte. I can't hear you.
I also can't answer cuz I'm making the sound with my own mouth. Don't know how the machine works.
Trump gave us a preview of the state-of-the-art construction job. It's a very complex building. It's all knit together. The roof goes with the ground
floor. The ground floor goes with the roof. The uh roof also goes down into the basement. Oh, really?
That's fascinating. Mr. President, you may not know this, sir, but there's actually a special word for when the roof goes all the way down to the basement.
And that word is walls.
It has walls. You build a building. It has a floor and a roof and in between.
Then he bragged about the classical architecture style.
Take a look at this section. The different facade.
So this is a Greek more or less. It comes out of Greece.
This is the ultimate facade for Greece.
Oh yes. Yes. Greece. I believe Greece is the word. Tell me more. Tell me more.
What is wrong with your brain? Tell me more. Tell me more. Were you on Jeffrey's plane? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Uh-huh. We got a great show for you tonight. Steven Spielberg.
Steven Spielberg is here. But when we come back, John Stewart A

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Trump Makes His Most Brazenly Corrupt Move Ever, Blabs About Ballroom & Backs Off Iran Deadline
Jimmy Kimmel Live
May 19, 2026

Trump began his day with a preview of his big, beautiful billion dollar ballroom, it was another awko taco Tuesday in the Middle East as Trump backed off his deadline at the last minute again, a strong majority of Americans are against the war according to every poll, Trump has now made what might be the most brazenly corrupt move ever by a President of the United States, Trump’s former personal attorney and current Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche was grilled today about it by the Senate Appropriations Committee, Donald Trump Jr.’s wedding that was scheduled to be at the White House has had a change of venue, over the first quarter of the year Trump has benefited from thousands of personal stock trades for as much as $750 million, and Elon Musk is attacking Christopher Nolan for his casting of the movie The Odyssey.



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I am the host of the show. Thanks for coming. Thank you for watching at home.
We are broadcasting from our studio in Los Angeles, California.
In Hollywood, you know, here in Hollywood, we made some bad and expensive sequels in Hollywood, but nothing we have ever made is as bad or
expensive as the sequel they are producing in Washington right now. There is there's just so much lying and stealing and grifting and cheating in
the news today. I don't even know where to begin. So, we might as well start with the most important issue we face as
Americans, and that is the fact that we don't have a ballroom at the White House.
everything that's going on with the war, the cost of living, the election rigging, the constant money
grab. Our president began the day with a preview of his big, beautiful billiondoll ballroom. You can see the uh
very large uh piping and the other things that it's a very complex building. It's all knit together. The roof goes with the ground floor. The
ground floor goes with the roof. The uh roof also goes down into the basement.
Let me think about that for a second.
How does a roof go down into the basement?
I'm starting to get the idea. Blob the builder doesn't know much about construction either.
Normally when you build a ballroom, you build it flat. You just build a ballroom. It would have been built. The complexity of this and again it's all
knit. It's all knit together between the drone proofing, the uh missile proofing we have uh and the drone capacity
upstairs. We can have all sorts of military up whether I I hate to use the word snipers, but we have great sniper
capacity. It's built for our snipers, not the enemy snipers. Our snipers. Okay. All right. Well, that's good.
That's As long as there are snipers and not the enemy snipers. The enemy snipers have to find their own spot. Okay. We're
not building them a spot. And then uh his poster board started flying everywhere. The wind kicked up and the president dementia settled in.
It's like an exercise game. It's so beautiful. See, I look so thin.
They'll say, "Oh, it's gotten so thin cuz I'm holding this." You don't have to look at my waist. You can look at this.
Smart, smart. Instead of horizontally, he built the columns vertically. It's more slimming that way. Everybody knows that. Can you imagine the Iranians
watching that this morning minutes before his deadline to bomb them? He's showing off plans for the new dance floor where he's going to chaa YMCA. I
mean, if he wasn't so dumb, it might be diabolical, but it isn't. He's dumb. It was another
AO Taco Tuesday in the Middle East today. Trump backed off his deadline at the last minute. Again, he wrote, "I've
been asked by the Amir of Qatar, Tamim B Hamald Alani, the crown prince of Saudi Arabia, Muhammad bin Salman al-Soud, and
the president of the United Arab Emirates, Muhammad bin Zed al-Nion, to hold off on our planned military attack of the Islamic Republic of Iran, which
was scheduled for tomorrow." Somebody had to have typed that out for him, right?
I could barely say there's no chance he knows how to spell common bin Hammad.
And have you noticed he always seems to back down on Tuesday? Every Tuesday it's like a new episode of NCIS. You can he
pulls out. I think it's because he has more free time on the weekends to make threats and then Monday comes he's like, "H, I don't want to deal. Just cancel
until next week." This war feels like a series of millennial business meetings.
Hey, Qatar's on the phone. They're wondering if we could push the attack on Wednesday. They want to do a quick collab and circle back on this one. But make no mistake, if the Iranians don't
give up their nuclear ambitions, we will definitely possibly maybe hit them soon or at another time entirely.
How close were you to striking?
Uh I was I was I was an hour away. I had made the decision. So they called up.
They had heard I made the decision. They said, "Sir, could you give us a couple of more days because we think they're being reasonable."
How long does that take for Iran to come?
Well, I I mean, I'm saying two or three days. Maybe Friday, Saturday, Sunday, something. Maybe early next week, maybe Tuesday.
This is This is how I This is how I threaten my children. I tell my kids, "No iPad for a week." And
then later, I'm like, "All right, you going to play Roblox for an hour? According to every poll done by everyone, a strong majority of Americans
are against this war he concocted, which is a fact that Trump both acknowledges and rejects. Look, everyone tells me
it's unpopular, but I think it's very popular. Okay, that right there, that 5-second moment is all you need to know
about this man. Everyone tells me it's unpopular, but I think it's popular.
It's about as stupid a sentence as I have ever heard in my life. It's people.
Everyone loves the HANA virus. If they didn't, why would they get it?
Trump has no exit strategy for Iran. He only has one idea for getting out of a war. And sadly, his podiatrist is dead.
And then we have what may well be the most brazenly corrupt move by any president ever. Back in January, Trump
became the first sitting US president to sue his own government. He sued all of us because somebody at the IRS leaked the tax returns he'd been promising to
show us for the past 11 years. For that, he demanded $10 billion. And guess who gets to decide whether we pay that or
not? Him. Through his justice department. This is the legal equivalent of sitting on your hand until it goes to sleep. So it feels like a stranger is touching you when you masturbate.
You've done that, right?
No, I don't think so. No, I don't think so. Give it a try. I don't think so.
Just sit on your hands for a little while. All right. All right. One or two.
So, the judge raised doubts about whether this lawsuit was even legal. But fortunately for us, both sides, which
were the same side, came to a settlement. The president graciously agreed to drop the lawsuit against himself in exchange for an apology and a
fund worth 1.776 billion that he can use to pay anyone for anything at all, including the loons who stormed the capital on January 6th.
Another part of the settlement says the IRS is forever barred and precluded from investigating claims against Trump or
members of his family for past unpaid taxes and possibly even future ones, too. And that folks is what they call
the art of the deal. The Justice Department has this new fund that was announced today, $1.7 billion.
Why should taxpayers pay for the January?
Well, it's been very wellreceived. I have to tell you, I know very little about it. I wasn't involved in in the whole creation of it and uh and the
negotiation, but this is uh reimbursing people that were horribly treated.
Horribly treated. It's anti-weaponization. They've been weaponized. They've been in some cases imprisoned wrongly. They paid legal fees
that they didn't have. They've gone bankrupt. Their lives have been destroyed. And they turn out to be right.
Yes. Yes. The great patriots who urinated and smeared feces all over the walls of the capital building were right. They were horribly treated. Let's
cut them a check. Let's give them our money. What do you say, you guys?
Trump's I had a feeling you'd be against that.
So Todd Blanch, who was Trump's personal lawyer, he's current acting attorney general now, got grilled on this today by the Senate Appropriations Committee.
Has it ever happened that a sitting president sued his own government for $10 billion and then directed the
settlement of the case and the establishment of a payout fund?
Not that I'm aware, but there's a lot of things that President Trump's the first of. No president had been indicted 1 2 3 4 5 6 seven eight times either.
Correct. No president's been indicted.
And will you commit that none of this money will go to President Trump's campaign donors? I I am not committing to anything beyond the settlement agreement itself.
That's right. We stole that money fair and square. Don't tell us how to spend it, buddy. The way they're going to determine who gets the money is with a
fivep person commission. And guess who gets to pick who will be on that commission? That's right. Trump's own little multi poo. Todd Blanch.
General, come on. So let me let me So you're not going to you're not going to submit this proposal to any federal judge or independent?
There is no judge.
Any independent authority that an indep What does that mean? An independent authority.
It means not somebody who's getting to pick five of the members who was the president's former personal attorney.
That would be somebody who would be independent. I'm the acting attorney general. Okay.
The fact that I used to be President Trump's lawyer is just a fact. But I'm the acting attorney general. So don't say the president's former personal lawyer will do something. the acting
attorney general will do. So, Mr. Attorney General, you are acting today like the president's personal attorney. And that's the whole problem.
That That was amazing.
That That was like one of those those fake conversations you have with yourself in the shower where you you have a perfect comeback except it happened on TV. Good going, Senator Chris Van Golland.
Now, I don't know what specifically prompted this decision, but the White House wedding that was supposed to happen uh between Donald Trump Jr. and
his bride this weekend has had a change of venue. DJTJ and his new fiance Betina were planning to tie the knot at dad's
house, but they reportedly decided against getting married at the White House over fears about the optics, which um I don't know, somebody marrying
Donald Trump Jr. is worried about the optics.
The wedding has been moved to a small private island in the Caribbean. You know, I think his, as I recall, his dad
used to have a buddy who owned a a little island in the Caribbean. Right now, I don't know if that's available, but that might be a nice spot.
Speaking of optics, according to a recent disclosure from the uh US Office of Government Ethics, which apparently we still have, over the first quarter of
this year, Donald Trump has benefited from thousands of personal stock trades for as much as $750 million involving
several companies that directly profited from decisions he made as president after he bought the stock. For example,
Trump bought between $2 and $7 million in Nvidia stock, then gave Nvidia the green light to sell their AI chips to
China, which made it go up. He bought stock in a number of companies who have deals with the government. It's like a smash and grab. You just can't keep
track of what they're taking. There is so much garbage being thrown in our faces. And the trolls now have had to come up with random stuff to complain
about to distract us. Elon Musk is now attacking uh Christopher Nolan, the film director, for the way he cast the movie
The Odyssey. He's upset because Christopher Nolan hired Lupita Niongo to play a character he believes should be played by a white woman. Must posted
Chris Nolan desecrated the Odyssey so that he would be eligible for an Academy Award, followed by who specifically is
the ad who added DEI lies to Academy Awards eligibility instead of it just being about making the best movie.
That's a good question. While we're at it, who specifically is the who thought this was a cool design for a truck?
I mean, stay in your lane.
And Elon isn't alone in this. This is a thing now. Rob Finery from Newsmax. This guy's a beauty. He was so upset he
devoted a whole segment to it. Playing Helen of Troy, the woman who started the Trojan War. The likeness on the right, probably not great. She was beautiful.
The woman whose face launched a thousand ships, whose beauty was unparalleled. A woman who was definitely white is going to be played by Lepita Nuango.
You might be looking at this photograph saying, "I think Lepita Nuango is black." And you're correct. We haven't adjusted anything. And I've got nothing
against Lepita, but I do have a problem with the complete rewriting of history.
Helen of Troy was not black. That's not me being mean. That's me telling the truth. Well, here's something that might surprise you, Rob. Helen of Troy was also not real.
The Odyssey is a mythical poem. There was no Helen of Troy.
She was mythical like Santa Claus or election fraud. Perhaps that's it. Doesn't matter what color of myth is.
And if you really want to get into it, Helen of Troy was half bird. Helen was the daughter of Zeus. And these rob are
not photographs. These are drawings who disguised himself as a swan so he could mate with a human woman who then laid an
egg and outh hatched Helen of Troy who again was not a real person. This is not history. This is made up. She was
pretend. So it makes no difference to anyone but crazy angry people what color she was. Next week we'll do the tooth
fairy. And by the way, if you're going to be angry about the casting of the Odyssey, be mad at the loser they cast
the play Odysius because that's something you should all be upset about.
And I'll tell you one other thing. If you didn't like Lupita Niongo, you're really not going to like who they got to play Adysius's sidekick.
Tell me what you remember.
a wife, a son.
This kid is coming back. No, he's not.
Holy, he's the cheapo. I think it's asleep.
In Mexico, we call it Siesta. Congratul Congratulations.
We have a fun show tonight. Jake Johnson is here. We have music from Dan and Shay. And we'll be right back with Wanda Sykes. So stick around.

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Scott Ritter: Iran RESPONDS to Imminent US-Israeli Strike, GAME OVER for Trump
Danny Haiphong
Started streaming 42 minutes ago #iran #iranwar #trump

Former UN weapons inspector and US Marine Corps Intelligence Officer Scott Ritter joins the show to discuss the rapid descent toward escalation by Trump & Israel, and how Iran has decisively responded amid massive geopolitical shockwaves.