PUBLISHER'S NOTESThis document illustrates the Standard Reality Fabrication Tactics used by Intelligence Agents assigned to nursery planets mutating from Stage 12 (Centralized New-Deal Insectoid Socialism) to Stage 13 (Neurosomatic Self-Discovery).
The womb-planet in question, called Terra I or Sol-3, presented no unusual genetic problems to Local Evolutionary Agents (whose Network was called the Out-Castes). Metamorphosis from terrestrial apehood to post-terrestrial status occurred in routine fashion.
Commodore Leri, the Out-Caste Agent who serves as quest-editor for this manual, is better known to galactic soap opera fans for his later work in High Energy Fusion in the Sagittarius Sector. The Intelligence Agents is a collection of 20th century documents which has enjoyed considerable popularity throughout the galaxy because of its Juvenile Charm. It is a classic portrait of a group of fledging Agents, just graduated from Cadet status, facing their first mutational duty.
The Out-Castes began their work at the exact time (1946 A.D.) when life on Terra I was ready to molt from terrestrial to post-terrestrial status, from planet to Plan-It. Using textbook practices, the Out-Caste Network sent novice Agent Leri to the most influential Pupal-training center of the Dom-species (Harvard University) where he was to set in motion a Stage 13 Self-Discovery (Hedonic Self-Indulgence) movement. Within ten years, over 35 million primates in the most advanced country (America) had renounced politics and were enthusiastically experimenting with self-induced brain-washing, neural rewards and socio-sexual-role changes.
After this success (1970) most members of the Out-Caste Network understandingly requested Re-Creational leave to enjoy the new Ecological Niche satisfactions. Subsequent scans of the planet produced too few Alien Intelligence Increase Agents willing and able to join the next phase of the Intelligence Increase (I2) work. Leri reluctantly agreed to join the next network of Out-Castes (fronted by Governor Jerry Brown and Larry Flynt) who were charged with the mission of moving the Self-Actualization Stage 14 (1970-1975) from Pre-Dom[1] to Hive Domination. Leri then, in 1976, volunteered for duty in the Pre-Dom[2] Space Migration Wave (Stage 15), realistically assuming that the best way to get himself and his gene-pool off the heavy, one-G womb-planet to a multiple-G custom-made Plan-It was to stimulate the Space Colonization movement.
Recall that in 1970, Space Consciousness was almost non-existent and even the most advanced primates continued passively to hope for release through some terrestrial reform -- political, religious, or cultural. In order to get the signal to those who would be activated by it, it was necessary for the Out-Caste Network to Dramatically Scandalize and Alienate (i.e., polarize) Every Hive Social System on the planet by using Leri as one of the Neural Probes.[*]
Leri's tactic of graceful, serial-social Alienation first put him in Galactic Headlines. With help from his friends, he managed to remain controversial for over two decades!
It must be remembered that other Out-Caste operatives were working with other futique-castes. Gerard O'Neill, Brian O'Leary and Peter Vajk with scientists. Olin Teague, Barry Goldwater, Harrison Schmitt, and Barbara Mikulski with Eastern politicians. Jerry Brown with Western politicos. Barbara Marx Hubbard with Middle-of-the-Road intellectuals. Robert Anton Wilson with sophisticated occultists. Alan Harrington with the literate elite. F.M. Esfandiary with scientific aristocrats. Pauline Kael with cinema adepts. Don Simpson, Robert Stigwood, Kevin McCormick and Henry Edwards with film-makers. Andy Warhol and Susan Kaiser with artists. Roy Walford with biologists.
Many of these documents were transcribed from a live, oral presentation before 2,500 persons in Tucson, Arizona, 1977. This lecture transcript illustrates the techniques Leri employed to shock, stimulate, and electrify Domesticated Apes in the 15-25 year age bracket.
Students of Primitive Terrestrial Folklore will remember that Tucson, Arizona was, in 1977, center of the Sun Belt (delightful term). The Sun Belt encompassed a crescent of Migrating Higher Intelligence that stretched from Mountain View, California at the Northwest; through Southern California, Arizona and New Mexico; to Cape Canaveral, Florida at the Southeast.
During the ten years preceding this lecture, a great neuro-genetic migration occurred. Propelled by DNA imperatives, gene-pools in the Southwest expelled their most aggressive-political agents to the Northeast -- especially New York, Boston, Chicago, Washington -- while the Snow Belt gene-pools were sending their more intelligent probes to the Southwest Frontier. This incredible exchange of gene-castes occurred with no blood-shed, indeed, with no public awareness and was one of the great migratory feats in terrestrial history.
The Out-Castes, as robot-wired evolutionary surfers, were riding a demographic western wave of intelligence.
Other parts of this document were originally taped by suspicious and fascinated Counter-Intelligence Agents in Switzerland (1971-72) where the Commodore was enjoying Re-Creation Leave.
Switzerland was at that time the center of Old World genetic (sperm-egg) Traffic, a tiny mountain principality loaded with Intelligence Brokers and Chromosome Dealers. It was Zurich for money and industrial espionage. Basel for drugs. Geneva for documentation. Alpine ski-resorts for gene brokerage and Sexual Selection. Switzerland was, in short, an Alchemical Mating Ground, an Energy Market, a flight-School in which High Altitude Wheelers matriculated to establish Out-Caste Alumni Associations.
Aristocratic families in the Old World sent their children to Swiss schools to learn the principles of Inter-erotic Diplomacy. The most elite, endowed adolescent genitals were shipped off to Alpine Academies to be initiated into the network of Intelligence Intercourse. Stage 10 Feudal Marriage Linkage was still being imprinted on Aristocratic European and Asian brains. The Stage 11 Tactic of improving the gene-pool was to contribute young English and American sperm-egg carriers whose wealth and socially-mobile vigor were welcomed by the jaded Continentals.
For those reason the presence of a Self-Professed Alien Intelligence Agent from the Future in this small antique country provoked enormous interest. Fortunately for our historical archives, every action and conversation of the Commodore was recorded by Counter-Intelligence operatives. Attempts by the Firm to drive him out of this mountain retreat were consistently foiled by aristocratic young Out-Castes.
The reader of this manual will also find various training memos, tutorial signals, bumper stickers, graffiti and advertisements, issued by the Out-Castes during this volatile mutational period.
Earthlings, at the time these events were emerging, had no concept of gene-pools and Castes-as-Evolutionary-Stages. Much of the hostility and resistance Out-Caste Agents faced in these circumstances was caused by the Reluctance of terrestrials to understand that they were genetic-robots thrown headlong into an accelerated mutation process which jumbled together millions of competing gene-pools and several different species. Each individual innocently assumed that all others with human forms were wired the same way. Agents preparing for mutational duties on planets during the Period-Before-Space-Migration will be interested to know that the signals described in this manual were being violently reacted-to by Swarms of humans possessing the following Brain Stages: Paleolithic, Neolithic, Priest-technological, Feudal, Republican, Stalinist, Hedonic-consumer, Self-actualized!
Gene-pools tend to become aggressively agitated by genetic perspectives, sensing that evolution is passing them by. Agents, therefore, are required to move swiftly, leaving vapor trails deliberately designed to appear harmlessly flakey to Behind-Time Species, while at the same time instructive to and supportive of A-Head-Time Futiques.
For background to this manual, Evolutionary Agents are referred to the three preceding future-history texts: Exo-Psychology, Neuropolitics, and the classic-galactic romance, What Does WoMan Want?
The guest-editor must mention that the presence, in the Tucson audience, of Carolyn and Keith Henson (the Evolutionary Agents who made Space Migration possible) contributed to the Electricity of the Occasion.
His Excellency, Nov Nuarb
Dean, Evolutionary Agent Academy
Genetic Intelligence Agency Headquarters
Galaxy Central, 2077 A.D.
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* The word scandal must be understood by agents assigned to womb planets. The classic hive definition of scandal is: 1. any act that offends the morality of the social community; a public disgrace. 2. shame or outrage (i.e. rage directed against an outcaste). 3. damage to reputation or character caused by offensive or grossly improper behavior. A shock to hive morality, thus the basic instrument for evolution.
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LETTER TO THE EDITORLike many of your readers I have been distressed by recent articles in the Times about the Mid-Eastern-South-African-North-Ireland wars.
Like most of your readers, I too, was born a bigoted racist. Until age 10 I believed that only those in my gene-pool (members of the Irish-Catholic Church, as distinguished from Italian Catholic, French Catholic, Polish Catholic, Greek Catholic and Protestant) were social equals.
On the basis of subsequent personal experience I have worked out some tentative, less-distressing solutions to racial-caste-class-national-origin competitions.
How about if every gene-pool were twenty-five percent Jewish? If you are more than fifty percent Jewish cool it! You can qualify to be more than twenty-five percent Jewish if you are to that extent happy!
How about if every gene pool contained twenty-five percent Black? To quality to be more than one-quarter Black you have to be to that extent more square!
How about if every gene-pool was twenty-five percent Latin? For every percentage point more Latin you gotta become more Gay!
And surely everyone can handle being twenty-five percent Protestant. But for every percentage point more Protestant you should be more funny!
It wouldn't hurt if every gene-pool were ten percent Irish. But for every percentage point more Irish you should be more sexy.
Larry Flynt
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TI2ME
THEIR MISSION ON PLANET EARTHBARBARA MARX HUBBARD
The planetary mission of the evolutionary operatives called Out-Castes was: Intelligence Increase.
The code name for the mission was I2.
Their assignment was to transmit to Earthlings:
1. Important neuro-genetic information about castes.
2. Genetic maps and blue-prints for future change.
3. Instructions for migration mutations.
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THE INTELLIGENCE DIRECTOREven when he is in mufti, his alert post-terrestrial bearing is obvious. And as he passes Hedonic Agents in the Genetic Intelligence Agency's spacious corridors, they often salute automatically. When he descends from his seventh-floor office in a private, key-operated elevator and steps into his sedan, the chauffeur calls him "Admiral" rather than "Director." Jerry Brown likes it that way. After 34 years aloft in pleasure craft he is all S.M.I2.L.E.'S.
"Thirty years ago," as his predecessor, Director Turner said, "America was handsdown the predominant military power, a totally independent economic power, the dominant power in the political sphere. Today Americans aren't predominant to that degree or anything like it. That's good because it means Americans have to become more intelligent."
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COUNTER-INTELLIGENCE AGENCY REPORTDate: December, 1971
Country: Montana-Crans, Switzerland
Subject: THE FUGITIVE PHILOSOPHER
Classification: TOP SECRET
We have located Timothy Leary still disguised as Fugitive Philosopher scrimping along on Five Brains in the Swiss Alps. He has been extended political asylum and apparently is in the dormant phase of Stage 16. Aimlessly spinning gears waiting for Her to appear. His 6th Circuit is uncontrolled and his broadcast-energies are low. The Fugitive is the uneasy guest of the local Earthlings called Valaisans, who attribute their difference from other Swiss to laundered descendence from Carthaginians who had passed along the great Rhone History Highway which runs from Geneva to San Bernardo. The Professor is unaware that his landlords are milk-fed pink-cheeked Arabs and that his host and partner, Michel Hauchard, is our long-time agent.
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EAST TO WEST MEANS PAST TO FUTURE1976 1859 1529 1A.D. 4200 B.C.
THE GENETIC RUNWAYOnce past the Obstetrical Arrival gate, Feel Free to Use (or abuse) your Head To Create the Realities you are equipped to choose.
But ...
Please don't Clutter Up
THE GENETIC RUNWAY