SONG
Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 2:51 am
Explode on the Border, by Charles Carreon
I’m the man in the taco stand
With the detonator in my hand
Please don’t come one step closer
Unless you want more cilantro
Explode on the border
In a tarpaper shack
Explode on the border
Cause they’re never gonna take me back
I got a dark nefarious plan
To make this place like Afghanistan
Make everyone speak Spanish
They’ll all be beaners when I’m finished
Explode on the border
It’s a culture war
Explode on the border
I’ll show you what this burrito’s for
You gotta hate the people you exploit
Demonize them, make the crawl
Never show a speck of thanks
Now you wanna roll out the tanks
So we’ll explode on the border
Won’t that be fun
Explode on the border
Golf carts burning in the sun
They ask me for my papers
I got the detonator in my hand
They’ll never take me alive
‘Cause I’m the suicide taco man
Explode on the border
Gimme my desert back
Explode on the border
And enjoy your a heart attack
I’m the man in the taco stand
With the detonator in my hand
Please don’t come one step closer
Unless you want more cilantro
Explode on the border
In a tarpaper shack
Explode on the border
Cause they’re never gonna take me back
I got a dark nefarious plan
To make this place like Afghanistan
Make everyone speak Spanish
They’ll all be beaners when I’m finished
Explode on the border
It’s a culture war
Explode on the border
I’ll show you what this burrito’s for
You gotta hate the people you exploit
Demonize them, make the crawl
Never show a speck of thanks
Now you wanna roll out the tanks
So we’ll explode on the border
Won’t that be fun
Explode on the border
Golf carts burning in the sun
They ask me for my papers
I got the detonator in my hand
They’ll never take me alive
‘Cause I’m the suicide taco man
Explode on the border
Gimme my desert back
Explode on the border
And enjoy your a heart attack