Re: Paris, by Nicolas Haeringer
Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 5:40 am
Paris Bombing/Peace-Global Warming Conference Excerpt from "Team America"
directed by Trey Parker
[Without Regard to the "Hate Everything Exception to Criticism", i.e., if we could only hate everything, we would be above criticism, and be in total control of the "virtuous" mirror that reflects our hate back on you.]
NOTICE: THIS WORK MAY BE PROTECTED BY COPYRIGHT
KIM JONG IL: And now, radies and gentlemen, Mr. Arec Barrwin.
ALEC BALDWIN: We are here to usher in a new era without violence.
By following the rules of the Film Actors Guild,
the world can become a better place
that handles dangerous people with talk and reasoning.
That is the F.A.G. way.
One day you'll all look at the world us actors created and say,
"Wow. Good going, F.A.G.
You really made the world a better place, didn't you, F.A.G.?"
KIM JONG IL: Yes, Arec Barrwin. Too bad there won't be a world reft.
LISA: Oh, God, no.
KIM JONG IL: You see? No Prince Charming rode on a white stallion to save the day.
This is the real world.
I'm afraid your world is over.
In five minutes.
Yes, the ticking crock.
***
directed by Trey Parker
[Without Regard to the "Hate Everything Exception to Criticism", i.e., if we could only hate everything, we would be above criticism, and be in total control of the "virtuous" mirror that reflects our hate back on you.]
NOTICE: THIS WORK MAY BE PROTECTED BY COPYRIGHT
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KIM JONG IL: And now, radies and gentlemen, Mr. Arec Barrwin.
ALEC BALDWIN: We are here to usher in a new era without violence.
By following the rules of the Film Actors Guild,
the world can become a better place
that handles dangerous people with talk and reasoning.
That is the F.A.G. way.
One day you'll all look at the world us actors created and say,
"Wow. Good going, F.A.G.
You really made the world a better place, didn't you, F.A.G.?"
KIM JONG IL: Yes, Arec Barrwin. Too bad there won't be a world reft.
LISA: Oh, God, no.
KIM JONG IL: You see? No Prince Charming rode on a white stallion to save the day.
This is the real world.
I'm afraid your world is over.
In five minutes.
Yes, the ticking crock.
***